Halloween is just about a month and a half away, so now is the perfect time to get a jump start on your Halloween projects! I thought it might be helpful to list some of my favorite & most popular pirate
and Decorating! There is something for everyone in this list, from charming old postcards, to creatures that will make you squirm. This list includes images for everything from vintage pumpkins, creepy crawly bugs, serious owls and ravens, frightening bats and rats, witches, to morbid advertising. You’ll be sure to find something that you can use to Craft up the perfect Halloween Holiday! Each listing below has a link in it, just click on it to get to the post and grab the graphic!
Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q: What's a monster's favorite bean?
A: A human bean.
Q: Where did the goblin throw the football?
A: Over the ghoul line.
Q: When a goblin comes home from work what does he say his wife?
A:"Hey pumpkin!"
Q: How do monsters tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope.
Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he is always a goblin.
Q: What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A: A toasty ghosty.
Q: What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A: Newlywebbed
Q: Where do most goblins live?
A: in North and South Scarolina.
Q: What do Italian's eat on Halloween?
A: Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A: sour-puss
Q: What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skwaush?
A: a squashed pumpkin pie.
Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A: Give him screws.
Q: What can't you give the headless horseman?
A: A headache.
Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend
Q: What's a monster's favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet
Q: Riddle: the maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it?
A: a coffin.
Q: Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street?
A: He was dying to get to the other side!!
Q: What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad?
A: Ground him
Q: What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer.
Q: What did the bird say on Halloween?
A: Trick or tweet!
Q: What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
A: Lemon-slime...
Q: What did the goblin say to the witch?
A: I don't know you tell me!
Q: Where did the goblin throw the football?
A: Over the ghoul line
Q: What is a monster's favorite food?
A: Ghoul scout cookies
Q: When do gholes cook their victims?
A: On Fry Day
Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: What kind of hot dog do you eat on Halloween?
A: a Halloweenie
Q: What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A: A pumpkin patch!!!
Q: When a blonde knock's on your door on Halloween what kind of candy do you give her?
A: An airhead
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately...
Q: What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
A: Shrinkenstein...
Q: What did the graveyard digger say to the girl tomb?
A: I dig you
Q: Why was the compter scary?
A: It had a terrorbyte.
Q: What do you cross Michael Myers and a box of cherrios?
A: A cereal killer.
Q: Did you hear about the dead cow that come back to life?
A: He only eats GRAAAAIIIINNNNS.
How do you get to the witch apartments?
Go to the dead end and take a fright.
This Halloween I'm going to dress up as Maury Povich and visit the hospital delivery room telling a guy he is not the father.
Dear Jedi, Today is Halloween, there's never been a better time to join the Dark Side.
When Michael Myers tells a joke.... it kills!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
The Devil
A woman, whose husband often came home drunk, decided to cure him of the habit.
One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
